This lightweight cotton tee carries a deadpan sense of humor: bold serif text upfront reads “I’m The Sober One” with a small parenthetical “(Lies)” beneath. It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations and gets a laugh without trying too hard. Soft against the skin and cut in a classic crew-neck silhouette, it slips easily into nights out, casual bar crawls, or low-key hangouts. Wear it with jeans and a jacket for an offhand statement, or tuck it into shorts for an easy-going, ironic look that fits right in with friends who appreciate self-aware humor.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner fit and less waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort; DTF/DTG printed graphics
- Certified Oeko-Tex safety and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced materials
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
