I Never Wipe Because I Don't Let Shit Bother Me | Funny T-Shirt

<p>The most zen philosophy you've ever read on a t-shirt. Equal parts disgusting and inspiring — which is exactly the vibe we're going for. Wear it and watch people read it twice, laugh, then ask where you got it.</p><ul><li>😂 Makes everyone do a double take</li><li>🔥 The most quotable shirt in the room</li><li>🍺 Perfect for bars, festivals, casual hangouts</li><li>🎁 Best gag gift for the unbothered friend</li><li>👕 Soft comfortable cotton, all day wear</li></ul><p><strong>Order now — don't let anything bother you, including not buying this.</strong></p><p>$10 flat shipping, US only. Buy 1 get 2nd 33% off — automatically applied at checkout.</p>