A casual, honest tee that speaks with dry humor. The soft, breathable cotton sits light against the skin while the centered, block-text message reads like a wink — self-aware, a little cheeky, and oddly comforting. Wear it on lazy weekends, long coffee runs, or when you want to keep conversations short and playful. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone as your go-to statement piece when you want to deflect attention with a laugh.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar to maintain shape and reduce waste
- DTG and DTF printed text for crisp, long-lasting detail; sleeve/inner neck prints use DTF
- Tear-away label, shoulder tape for stability, classic relaxed fit with crew neckline
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton and made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
