Whores Get Away I Have An Owner | Funny Couple T-Shirt

<p>Loud, proud, and completely off limits. This shirt tells the whole bar exactly where you stand — and your person will love you for it. Perfect for couples who keep it real and have a sense of humor about it.</p><ul><li>😂 The funniest way to show you're taken</li><li>🔥 Gets a reaction from every single person</li><li>🍺 Perfect for bars, parties, couples nights out</li><li>🎁 Best anniversary or couples gift</li><li>👕 Soft comfortable cotton, great fit</li></ul><p><strong>Add to cart — let them know you're taken.</strong></p><p>$10 flat shipping, US only. Buy 1 get 2nd 33% off — automatically applied at checkout.</p>